I'd like to play a game

Hello [Insert name]
I'd like to play a game
The rules are simple
the consequenses are great
death
you must get me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with going in each one 1 time
*device that blows your face off is put on you by amanda*
if you dont your face will be blown off
*amanda cocks the guns*
*amanda whispers to you* i made it myself
*sweat goes down your face*
You have 15 minutes
go

*you run over to the table*
*you dig your knife in and get 1 BIG scoop*
*you squirt a lot of jelly on your knife*
*your splash across the bread*
*you run over to jigsaw*
*he takes a bite and you look at clock, 1 minute*
It has a weird taste in it
*Jigsaw goes into a seizure*
*jigsaws life -----------*
*your face gets blown off*

*amanda says* Game... Over...
*lights fade out*

CONGRATULATIONS

YOU JUST READ SOMTHING THAT WASTED ABOUT 1 MINUTE OF YOUR LIFE!